10. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Bring Me Some Tacosocks
Some view socks as one of the worst gifts one can receive, maybe second only to cleaning supplies. We would argue otherwise. Socks are a great gift!!!
Especially when said socks are a funny gag gift for gift exchange guests. And especially when said socks may end up with someone receiving tacos.
So to all those who say “bah humbug” to socks (that means you), you don’t deserve any tacos!
Or taco socks.
11. Funny Gifts for Christmas Exchange: Tea-Bagger Tea Infuser
Tea drinkers are not known for their sense of humor.
That’s where you’re wrong. Everyone knows that tea is one of the most hilarious beverages out there.
Haha… tea. It’s so funny!
Okay, maybe not, but we know what will make tea more funny: the TeaBagger Infuser!
We can’t wait to hear you explain to Grandma what tea bagging really means.
12. Funny Christmas Gifts for 2018: “It’s Raining Men” Umbrella
Sometimes there is a gift that is just perfect for the right person. It’s a gift that is a joke only certain people will get.
Like your uncle Bill who loves disco, has been single for way too long, and is always saying he wishes it could actually rain men.
Or your neighbor Val, who goes out every Friday night to 70s Dance Night and wears hot pink lipstick even though she’s 50 and is a serial dater.
The “It’s Raining Men” brolly is an homage to the great disco track. It allows you to stay dry while you grove to “It’s Raining Men” under a bunch raining men! This gift was made for them.
13. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Dad Bod Fanny Pack
This paunch serves as a pouch!
This pouch serves as a paunch!
As if fanny packs weren’t ridiculous enough, the Dad Bod Fanny Pack takes things to a new level. The greatest thing about the funny gag gift is that you don’t have drink beer or eat fast food to sport the cool “dad bod” look.
Of course, you may already have a dad bod, in which case, double paunch!!!
14. Christmas Gag Gift Ideas for 2018: Knit Wiener Warmer
Winter apparel offers special covering for heads, special covering for hands, and even special covering for ears. Why not a special covering for…uh…other extremities?
That’s where the Wiener Warmer comes in. Like winter. Which is coming. If only poor ol’ Ned Stark had one of these in his drawers at Winterfell.
Why not warm up your holiday party with one of the best gag gifts on the internet?
15. Gag Gifts for 2018 Christmas Exchange: Nicolas Cage Magic Pillow
There are times when you want to shout your love for Nicolas Cage from the rooftops, or share it on social media, or display it on your living room furniture.
Then there are times when you don’t.
The Nicolas Cage Magic Pillow is a perfect gift for people who can’t decide whether to Cage or not to Cage. You can have your Cage one day, and hide your Cage the next.
We like to think this pillow is as versatile as Cage’s acting. And we almost forgot to mention, it’s also one of the funny gifts for Christmas exchange, in case that wasn’t obvious.
16. Best Christmas Gag Gift Ideas for 2018: Old Man’s Balls Scented Candle
This candle should have a warning on it. Not because it is offensive (who cares about that?), but because it is one of those funny Christmas gifts—or Hanukkah, Kwanza, or non-denominational gifts—that will make recipients do a hard double take.
It looks like a Yankee Candle, talks like a Yankee Candle, but smells like Old Man Balls. It’s a Yank Me Candle, a funny gag gift idea for you and yours.
Please, give the gift of offensive humor this holiday season folks. You won’t regret it. Most likely.
17. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Potty Piano for Endless Toilet Humor
Worried your White Elephant gift exchange party will be a dud this year? Tired of office jokes, genital jokes, and Nicolas Cage jokes? (We don’t understand how that can happen, but let’s run with it.)
We have just the solution: potty jokes!
The potty piano is perfect for infusing bathroom humor into your holiday gift exchange. Bathroom humor is age-tested and comedian-approved!
And, whoever ends up with the Potty Piano will never have to suffer through a music-less poo even again. Potty Piano solves everything.
Thanks, Potty Piano!
18. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Remote Control Cockroach
Disclaimer: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas assumes no responsibility for panic attacks, spontaneous urination, or ear-drum piercing due to screaming that this gift may cause to the loved ones of gift recipients.
That said, a remote control cockroach is a wonderful addition to your Dirty Santa gift exchange. It’s a funny gag gift that keeps on giving.
The fact that some receive laughs and some receive terror is not your problem. Everyone will be laughing in the end, right?
19. Funny Gifts for Christmas Exchange: Redneck Backscratcher
Yee haw, Dirty Santas! Everyone has one in the family. You may even be one yourself!
Rednecks, we mean. And rednecks, just like people with necks of other colors, need to scratch their backs once in a while. This backscratcher is designed especially for rednecks, molded after a tool that the common redneck is familiar with, making it ergonomically appropriate and fail proof.
Or would you rather get a redneck back stabber?!
20. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Not-Miami Sound Effects Machine
Everyone deserves their own personal soundtrack, and this little sound machine is just that.
Watch out: this is one of those hilarious funny gifts for Christmas exchanges that can completely derail the party into fits of laughter and raucous hilarity. Just imagine every time a guest starts to open a new gift, they get a drumroll. If the gift is a dud, glass breaks. If someone steals a gift, they get a raspberry.
With that being said, this makes a funny gag gift idea for the host! Buy two.
Heck, buy one extra for yourself!
Fuck it, buy one for every family member, coworker, and everyone you know or have ever met!
21. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Testicle Bike Taillight
We know what you’re thinking: cyclists, like tea drinkers, don’t have a sense of humor. That’s where you’re wrong. Just look at those ridiculous outfits they wear!
You’ve seen versions of them dangling from pick-up trucks, but these testicles have the dual function as a safety light, and a funny Christmas gift exchange idea.
This taillight will have White Elephant party guests twisting their testicles – if they have them- from laughter!
22. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: “Mountain Krakitten” Is Released
Clash of the Titans (the first one, not the remake) turned many a boy onto Greek myths.
In today’s internet day and age, cats have acquired the status of furry little krakens, released into the world by countless nerds and cat ladies. And the art, oh the art is amazing.
Just look at Mountain Krakitten attacking a ship at sea on this sublimated preshrunk cotton tee. “Release the Krakitten” is the new “Release the Kraken,” we say.
And so will the players at your holiday gift exchange party.
Heck, you may even see a battle between Krakitten and White Elephant!
23. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Crafting with Cat Hair Book
We’re not sure if this is meant to be serious or funny, but we’re gonna put it in the funny Christmas gag gift category because, well… ew.
Do you ever think “Wow, my cat sheds so much hair I could make another cat”? This book offers ideas on how to do exactly that.
We know there are crazy cat ladies, and gentleman, at White Elephant gift exchanges who will grab this gift under the guise of being funny, but who really can’t wait to get home and start on their cat hair cardigan.
24. Gag Gifts for Christmas Exchange: Pizza Throw
We’d bet that this gift will get the highest number of steals at your Yankee Swap gift exchange. It’s just about the coolest blanket that looks like a pizza that we’ve ever seen.
Not only does this blanket keep you warm, it is shaped like your favorite food group. We know you have dreamed of cuddling up with pizza on a cold winter night. Now, this dream is possible!
We’re partial to the pizza, but this funny gag gift idea comes in donut and hamburger too!
25. Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2018: Beer Flops
It may not be beach season, but that doesn’t mean Dirty Santa gift exchange guests won’t steal the heck out of these hilarious, and useful, beach flip flops.
These flip flops warn beach goers of imminent disaster in an attempt to avert a crisis. Like a tsunami, you maybe asking?
No, silly! This is a funny gag gift article.
These flip flops create a message in the sand to bring their wearer beer, as the beer stockpile is likely to be low by the time the message receiver arrives.
Well, we hope you loves these funny Christmas gift exchange ideas as much as we do. Do you have any favorite funny gag gifts you would like to add to the list? Post a comment!
Give only the best, Dirty Santas!
Featured image by Aimee Ray.