What’s the best way to see the 2020th year of the age of Jesus H. Christ off to the pits of history? Why, a Dirty Santa game, of course. What are the most popular, most ridiculous, yet most useful dirty gag gifts these days? Our boss, the Yankee he is, Dirty Santa he, charged us, his dirty little elves, to find the best Dirty Santa gifts for 2020.
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Best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020: A Christmas Story Leg Lamp
Who doesn’t love the 1983 movie A Christmas Story?
Nobody, that’s who.
But only a few select individuals love the leg lamp the fictional Dad fixates upon, making the prop an instant legend.
Everyone at your Dirty Santa gift exchange party will know and love the classic living room accessory. A few super-nerds will bust out the movie quotes (don’t get us started) and a few others will caress the leg like it was their girl’s.
Either way, the Christmas Story leg lamp is bound to turn your gift exchange into a hilarious nostalgia fest.
Best 2020 Dirty Santa Gifts: Oops, I Shit My Pants…Again
Every guest at your White Elephant gift exchange party has inadvertently poop their pants in their life. Guaranteed.
It follows that every person at your Yankee Swap could use wet wipes dedicated to sharts.
That includes you. You better fight over this gift as the rules of your Dirty Santa gift exchange allow. When you slide one of these wipes down the crack at the right time, both your hand and butthole will appreciate what happens next: a sanitary, wet clean wipe leaving no trace of your, ehm, accident.
It can be someone else’s butthole, too, of course.
Get your Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes today, and get an extra box to give away at the Bad Santa party. You’ll need it when everyone poops themselves from laughter!
Best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020: Giant Flask
Shots! Shots! Shots!
Well, how about 42 shots? With this 64-ounce giant flask, it’s possible.
All your coworkers will want it at your office Christmas gift exchange party, and if you gift it filled, you’ll see the side of them you never thought existed as they fight to the alcohol poisoning death over it.
Best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020: Pho Sho T-Shirt
Out with the new pun, in with the old one. Pho is the pun Dirty Santa gift that keeps on giving—and pho-rgiving.
Take this “Pho Sho” t-shirt. Is it the pho-nniest tee you’ve ever seen? Probably. Especially in the year when we all have needed to pho-cking loosen up a bit. And it’s definitely one of the funnier Christmas gift exchange ideas out there.
Wear the “Pho Sho” shirt to the 2020 Christmas gift exchange party, whether it’s at your office or your hearth, and watch the pho-reak flag fly! Or get another funny t-shirt, we’re indi-pho-rent.
2020’s Best Dirty Santa Gifts: Special Effects Sound Machine
Okay, okay, we know. Farting sounds are the lowest form of comedy (no matter what the pun haters will tell you). But there’s so much more than farts to life and Dirty Santa Christmas gift exchange parties. If you know the answer to the question, “What is Dirty Santa?” you know the Sound Machine is more than just a second-rate band from Miami.
Open your mind and let the Sound Machine noise-maker show you the way around funny sounds that come out with a push of a button.
Just make sure the farting sound comes out of the machine, not, well, the other place.
Also available: an evil laugh button. ‘Nuff said, bwahwhawhaaaa.
Best Dirty Santa Gifts, the 2020 Edition: Farting Butt Bank
Is there an 8-year old at your Dirty Santa gift exchange? Or at least an adult with a soul of an 8-year old?
Of course there is.
And what better funny gag gift to get them than the Farting Fanny Bank, which will, believe it or not, fart every time they put a coin in their butt piggy bank.
Every penny pincher (or was it rectum pincher?), every Scrooge, and every cheap-o at your Yankee Swap will find it irresistible to not steal this gift at the Dirty Santa game.
The rest of you, well, your asses will be ROFLing like nobody’s money business. And you, you will be the go-to for Dirty Santa gift ideas.
Best Dirty Santa Gifts 2020: A Tumbler Glass for All the Days
Forget the flask in the breast pocket. Forget the bottle in the bottom cupboard. A tumbler where everyone can see it is where it’s at. It’s an alcohol measuring cup and drinking vessel in one.
The genius part: it works on any day. Just fill it up to the “What Day?” line and transform your day from a sharty kind to an awesome one.
You’re welcome and cheers!
Best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020: Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain
The Fly. Jurassic Park. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
Jeff Goldblum has appeared in a number of great movies. And he is the star of this shower curtain, which may just be his best role yet.
He’ll brighten up your morning! He’ll divide your room! He’ll cover up your windows!
However you choose to play it, the Jeff Goldblum shower curtain will have your back as one of the best Dirty Santa gag gifts out there.
Best Dirty Santa Gifts for This Year: Poop-Shaped Bathroom Soap
The Dirty Santa game rules have nothing to say about the kind of gift that is given and stolen during the game. Pretty much anything goes. Soap, for example, is a great gift because it’s useful.
Poop-shaped soap is even better, in our opinion. It cleans and it’s also a most hilarious gag gift. Your Dirty Santa party will explode with laughter at the mere sight of it. Just look at it: it looks just like a poop!
It’s when you smell it that the surprise happens.
Best Dirty Santa Gifts Twenty-Twenty: Cat Rides a Llamacorn
We can’t imagine you haven’t found a good gag present on this list of best Dirty Santa gifts for 2020. On the off chance you haven’t, let this sublimated, graphic polyester t-shirt convince you.
Funny dirty santa gifts don’t come any funnier: IT’S A CAT RIDING A LLAMA CROSSED WITH A UNICORN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
This feline will see 2020 off like there’s no tomorrow. All eyes on you as the cool cat of the Dirty Santa game, get ready to be showered with rainbows of attention.
Best Dirty Santa Gifts This Year? You Bet
There you have it: 2020’s best Dirty Santa gifts to bring joy and hilarity to your Christmas gift exchange game. What do you think?
Featured image by Barta IV.Find best Dirty Santa gifts for 2018 here.