Who doesn’t love a gift that makes you and your friends laugh out loud (LOL)? Our favorite Dirty Santa gifts are the ones that cause belly-aching laughs to ripple across a room of guests until the entire party has succumbed to pain-inducing, silent hysteria. What does it take to get the laughs going at your next Dirty Santa party? Perfect funny Dirty Santa gifts.
Behold these funny Christmas gift exchange ideas.
1. Funny Dirty Santa Gifts: Shittens
There’s nothing funny about poop on your hands, but there’s everything funny about the name of this product. Shittens? Too good. Anyone else but us think that would make a good cat name?
Anywho, new parents will not only get a kick out of this gift, they may find it extremely practical in keeping their hands poop-free. Regular wipes, with their non-mitten shape, can only protect the wiping hand well from poop. The Shitten, on the other hand, completely covers the hand, protecting it from fecal exposure.
Oh, and another thing: Shittens. We just had to say it again. Shittens.
2. Hilarious Dirty Santa Gifts: Strange and Ridiculous 3-D Pet Pillow
Who doesn’t need a giant, realistic dog or cat pillow to brighten up the room and fool your house guests into thinking you have a real dog? We don’t need it either, but funny Dirty Santa gifts aren’t about need—they’re about giggles, and this one will ensure both.
This pillow is so silly, it will even make the most cold-hearted office mates and the iciest relatives at your Dirty Santa party chuckle.
Picture your manly, trucker-hat wearing Cousin Steve getting stuck with a giant, realistic pug head (our favorite among Dirty Santa ideas). Then your Aunt Sallie steals it, because she’s obsessed with pugs, and then Cousin Steve steals it back! Steve loves his pug pillow! Awww, Steve….
3. Dirty Santa Gag Gifts: Gadget that Makes Jesus Appear on Your Sandwich
He appeared…on my sandwich. This is the sandwich press of miracles. Your White Elephant party guests have to have a good sense of humor at this one, but it may also impress the devout among them.
The best thing about the Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press: It makes grilled cheese sandwiches.
Impress your date with a delicious, hot, cheesy sandwich that you made all by yourself! That’s the real miracle. And it’s not only good for sandwiches. As one reviewer says, “I’ve found this product to be great for many other pressed food products than just the humble grilled cheese. Great for making Taco Jesus taco shells & quesadillas as well as the original Grilled Cheesus.”
There you have it, folks.
4. Funny Christmas Gift Exchange Ideas: The Yodeling Pickle. A Pickle that Yodels
Tired of spending your hard-earned dollars on pickles that sit silently in jars, not yodeling? Those days are over, people.
This pickle is the one and only Yodeling Pickle, and it does exactly what a yodeling pickle is supposed to do. As the company itself says, “It’s the perfect for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle.”
It’s also great for someone who needs a good yodel to come up with funny gift exchange ideas.
If the Yodeling Pickle fails to garner laughs at your Yankee Swap and you find yourself depressed, read the product reviews on Amazon. They’re hilarious. Also, consider hanging out with funnier people.
5. Gag Gifts for Dirty Santa Gifts: Cute and Funny Happy Labbit. For All Ages
We’re not sure why this cute little Labbit is so funny, but it is. Best to not question the Labbit’s mystical, giggle-inducing powers. Best to just let the Labbit be. Cuddle the Labbit. Stare into its vacant Labbit eyes. Stroke its mustache.
Buy an extra one so you don’t have to steal your own gift at the next Dirty Santa party.
6. Funny Yankee Swap Gifts: One-of-a-Kind Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain
As one reviewer of this product so keenly stated, “You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.”
Yes, you should.
Faced every morning with hideously boring shower curtains void of the world’s most interesting actor and his monkey friend, Yankee Swap party guests will be ravenous for this hilarious gag gift.
This Jeff Goldblum shower curtain has many uses:
- It could be a room divider—think beaded-curtain alternative—when you would rather look at Jeff Goldblum’s interesting face rather than your roommate’s hideous room.
- You could also use it as a unique window dressing. We suggest hanging it with Jeff Goldblum facing out, sharing this inspiring image with your suburban cul-de-sac neighbors. Great way to keep trick-or-treaters and other pesky solicitors at bay.
Any way you use it, the White Elephant gift exchange will never be the same.
7. Funny White Elephant Gifts: Crib Dribbler Novelty Gift Box
Disclaimer: This is not actually a Crib Dribbler. Instead, it is a trick gag gift box in which you can place equally funny White Elephant gifts.
Yes, we were also a little disappointed the Crib Dribbler doesn’t actually exist. But think about the laughs this novelty box will induce! Trick gift wrapping is a favorite gag at White Elephant parties, so get in on the fun.
We suggest purchasing an equally hilarious gift from this list, placing it in the Crib Dribbler Novelty Gift Box, and wrapping it in normal wrapping paper. When the cat is finally out of the bag (or box, if you will), everyone will be in hysterics.
8. Funny Dirty Santa Gifts: Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder for Trolling Squirrels
We’re not sure about you, but mocking squirrels is one of our favorite pastimes. And why not? Arrogant squirrels! They think they’re so cool flying from tree to tree, storing nuts for the winter. Sheesh.
Time to knock those conceited squirrels down a peg or two! Get the Dirty Santa gift exchange party gang in on the fun with this super funny Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder.
Next time the neighborhood squirrel goes hunting for nuts, they’ll look ridiculous with this giant, dopey unicorn head on their tiny squirrel body. Too funny. Just place some peanuts or nachos or whatever else squirrels eat in the snout of the head and let the chortles ensue. Funny Christmas gag gifts don’t get much more hilarious than that.
9. Dirty Gag Gifts: Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap
Because, well, maybe you did. It’s a human bathroom reality not widely discussed, but it happens. So why not remind others that this is why we wash our hands.
The best funny Dirty Santa gifts are the ones that actually end up in use after the party is over, reminding everyone of the hilarity that ensued.
Buy this hand soap for the office Yankee Swap party and it may end up in your office restroom as one of the most lasting Bad Snta gift exchange ideas.
The fun continues!
10. Funny Yankee Swap Gifts: Beautiful Bacon ‘n’ Eggs Christmas Tree Ornament
If you think about it, humans are a little strange. Every year we cut down a pine tree to place in the middle of our home. The tree serves a sole purpose of hosting an assortment of balls, small statues, other trinkets and lights, as well as piles of wrapped products placed underneath the tree. We tear the wrapping from these products over a period of approximately 60-90 minutes, with nary any Christmas gags among them, and then put all the balls and trinkets away and throw out the tree and do it all again next year.
Even weirder, we exchange small trinkets meant to go on your pine tree that are glittering manifestations of smoked pig meat and chicken embryos.
Go with it.
11. Gag Gifts for Dirty Santa Christmas Exchange: Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers For the Stinkers at Your Party
As one reviewer said, “This was a hit at our annual White Elephant gift exchange.” You don’t need more of an endorsement than that, but let’s explore.
First of all, farts are funny. They are little, smelly trumpet sounds that come out of our rear ends. Many people don’t want to admit they think farts are funny, especially in professional environments.
This is why Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers are a great Yankee Swap gift idea for your office holiday party (obviously they’re also more useful among these gag gift ideas). Watch as your boss steals them from your coworker, claiming he can’t wait to see the look on his wife’s face when she pulls these out of her stocking on Christmas morning. You know the truth: He is hoping these things actually work.
Because you, and only you, know the extent of your bosses farts.
12. Funny Christmas Gift Exchange Ideas: Hilarious, Classic Comedies from The Mel Brooks Collection
There is certain to be at least one film buff at your White Elephant gift exchange, and any film buff knows the importance of Mel Brooks in the history of American comedy. Before films like Tommy Boy and Anchorman, Mel Brooks was pushing the boundaries of slapstick and social comedy to the ends.
This collection has Brooks more popular films, such as Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and Space Balls, and a couple of his lesser known films. And with BluRay, these films are the best quality they can be.
So as Mel says, “Have yourselves one sweetheart of a good time,” and bring this collection to gift at your next Dirty Santa party.
13. Dirty Santa Gag Gifts Ideas: Authentic Men’s Suitjamas from How I Met Your Mother
The suitjamas may be a bit on the expensive side among funny Dirty Santa gifts. But if you received a particularly large bonus this year and haven’t already spent it on a backyard pool for your ungrateful family, there’s no better way to rule your next Dirty Santa gift exchange party.
“How I Met Your Mother” fans in particular will go crazy over this one, and even those ignorant to this hilarious reference will go nuts over these silky, sexy pajamas. Because who doesn’t want to go to sleep in style.
These pajamas double as a funny Halloween costume. Heck, if we’d be surprised someone hasn’t already gotten hitched in these things.
14. Gag Gifts for a Christmas Exchange: Donald Trump Cotton Candy Comb Over
Political gag gifts don’t go over well at every Dirty Santa Christmas gift exchange party, but we couldn’t help ourselves with this one.
Regardless of what you think about the 45th POTUS, his hair is really funny! And it is shockingly resemblant of cotton candy. We say go with it, and if anyone is offended, they can eat it. Literally.
As one reviewer so eloquently put it, “My Mom loves Trump, so this made a great novelty gift for her. The packaging is hilarious! We laughed at the fake tweets on the back. The cotton candy is orange and yummy. A great little dirty gag gift for the Trump lover or hater in your life.”
15. Funny Dirty Santa Gifts: NSFD (Not Safe For Diabetics) Giant Gummy Hot Dog
What looks like a hot dog but tastes like fruit-flavored corn syrup? A Giant Gummy Hot Dog!
Why settle for a bag of tiny bears or red fish when you can have a full-sized hot dog?
While folks on special giant-gummy-free-diets should probably consult with their nutritionists and Mommies before sinking their teeth into this one, those of us with semi-normal blood sugar can go nuts! More realistic looking than other gummy products, though hopefully not more gag-inducing than other Christmas gag gifts. (Like that ridiculous, sorry excuse for a gummy pizza. Not. Even. Close.)
16. White Elephant Gag Gifts: The Ultimate Holiday Disguise: Santa SunStache
Ho. Ho. Whoa! You thought that was Santa, but it’s really your co-worker Jerry. That’s because Jerry received this cool, funny Santa disguise at a White Elephant Party last year.
For those who don’t want to invest in an expensive Santa Suit, the Santa SunStache is a fun way to get into the holiday spirit. And remember, because Santa is cool, this disguise doubles as a pair of sunglasses too.
Make your family “Santa” wear this while handing out funny Christmas gifts. Wear to bed with your partner for something “different” in the bedroom. Just kidding. Maybe?
17. Bad Santa Gift Exchange Ideas: The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck
One of best parody books Dirty Santa has read in a while, The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*uck: How to Stop Spending Time You Don’t Have with People You Don’t Like Doing Things You Don’t Want to Do spins of Marie Kondo’s best-selling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up.
With gems like “Who Are These Mythical People Who Don’t Give a Fuck” and “How Can I Become One of Those People?”, the chapters take you through Knight’s system of ridding your life of fucks and throwing your cares to the wind.
Meant to be a parody, her book actually offers good advice on not caring too much what people think or wasting your time on things that don’t matter to you. Obviously not an ideal of Christmas gag gift ideas for groups that are uncomfortable with gratuitous use of the F-word.
Then again, if you like it, who gives a fuck?
18. Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas: Hilarious Girlfriend Pillow for Your Single Friends
The Girlfriend Pillow is perfect for the singles crowd and is guaranteed to get some laughs. Got a few arrogant, ladies-man types in your group? This gift will knock them down a peg or two. I mean, who doesn’t love a hilarious White Elephant gag gift that pokes fun at people’s loneliness and social ineptitude?
This pillow is Made in the USA using soft materials and features somewhat realistic breasts, and arm with gloved hand. For doing dishes! A teeny bit sexist, yes, but in a funny way.
Find this pillow a little weird? Says one reviewer, “It’s so creepy, it’s funny!” And of course there’s a boyfriend version too. There’s a pillow lover out there for everyone, folks.
19. Dirty Santa Funny Gift Ideas: What Do You Meme? Card Game
First of all, Mom, it’s pronounced meem. Please stop saying me me!
Now that we have that out of the way, check out this hilarious new game, sure to be one of the most stolen funny Dirty Santa gifts at your next gift exchange party. In the style of Cards Against Humanity, players match caption cards with popular image memes, creating new hilarious memes.
If this is not making any sense to you, you are too old for this game. Better invest in some Shittens instead.
20. Funny Christmas Gift Exchange Ideas: Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock Protector
This gift will be a life-saver for any Yankee Swap party guest with a penchant for ice cream who is sick of kids getting into their Funky Monkey or tired of roommates chowing on their Cherry Garcia.
It’s a hilarious reminder that some things in life are precious, to be kept under lock and key. Imagine the ice cream thief’s shock when they open the freezer, only to find the would-be victim’s pint SECURED.
21. Pho-nny Christmas Gift Exchange Idea If You’re Baked: “Pho Sho” T-Shirt
We contemplated long and hard whether to include this “Pho Sho” cotton tee on our funny men’s t-shirts list.
But then we thought, why the pho-ck not? We do have the pho-ggiest idea:
- It’s pho-ntastic in its reference to two cultures, Vietnamese and Black American.
- It’s so pho-nny it will leave no White Elephant gift exchange player be-pho-ddled.
- It’ll help make a pho-ss at how awesome of a White Elephant gift idea it is.
Resistance is pho-tile, unless you’re a pho-ddy duddy. Play that pho-nky music, white boy!
22. Gag Gifts for Dirty Santa: Sound Machine with Hilarious Cartoon Special Effects
We love gadgets that are fun and funny. Life doesn’t always have to be practical!
Introducing Sound Machine, a noise-maker that fits in a pocket.
Says one reviewer: “This thing is hilarious. I got it specifically to mess with unwanted calls like those annoying telemarketers. I used to get upset, now I want them to call so I can use this sound effects machine and have a good laugh!”
Well, we suppose it has a practical application after all. A hilarious gag gift that will surely keep the fun going long after the Yankee Swap!
23. Dirty Santa Funny Business: “Well, That’s Not a Good Sign” Literal Joke Tee
We’ve said our share of super obvious things in our lifetimes. The sun is shining. That puppy’s cute. Funny t-shirts are funny. There is no white elephant at this goddamn White Elephant gift exchange.
The stick figure pointing at a sign that says “BAD” saying “Well, that’s not a good sign”, like on this preshrunk cotton tee, belongs to that category of statements. Bound to elicit a chuckle or two out of your bro mates, it’s at the same time one of those funny Yankee Swap gifts that is deeply philosophical at its core, despite appearances.
Which is a good sign.
The Art of Picking Funny Dirty Santa Gifts
Choosing the best funny Dirty Santa gift for a Christmas gift exchange is an art form. You have to know your crowd, the intricacies of their personalities, and the extent of their humor. What’s funny for an office Dirty Santa gift exchange may bore the crap out of your hockey teammates at their annual White Elephant gift exchange.
We don’t think any of these funny Dirty Santa gifts have the potential to be a dud, but some will fare better depending on the crowd. If in doubt, just go with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain and a pack of Shittens and call it good.
You can thank us later.
Which one of these funny White Elephant gift exchange ideas do you like best? Did you buy any of these holiday gag gifts for a Christmas exchange?